Exactly how many of us have teenage daughters? Yeah, I thought so.

>>573646

Well, I have someone else's teenage daughter, does that count?

>>573647
Be sure to check the ropes fairly often. You'd be surprised at how secure you need to make their hands and arms, because they have very thin wrists.

2 Blondes are walking in the woods when they come across some tracks. the 1st blonde says "look, deer tracks", the 2nd blonde says "no! they are car tracks". they continue arguing for half and hour when they get hit by a train

So a black man walks into a bar.


bartender says get the fuck out.

God damn it. Now the Bill knock-knock joke is going to be stuck in my head for days and I'll remember it while out in public and begin to giggle quietly to myself.

I hope nobody mistakes me for a crazy person.

>>573285

i kinda did the opposite of what you did a while back.

>>573304

I'm a Rambo that can kick myself to death with *his* boots?

>>573639
Yes, I had some issues with personal pronouns last night, but figured nobody would care enough to point it out.

chicken's ready

bump

>>573264

Alright Baldy... Shut your cake-hole...
C'mon, let's go, on your bike...

>>573259
I'd dump him for stupidity alone

same girl lol

>>573542
If he's really so obviosuly wrong, why don't you simply find a logical way of contradicting him? In other words, why do you choose ridicule HIM instead of pointing out why HIS IDEAS are ridiculous?

Why go to such lengths to ridicule him? Could it be that you never cared about "his arguments being wrong", but more about "him being wrong"?

...maybe it was more about stating your superiority out of fucking nowhere? Now, now why would you be so concerned about constantly reminding everyone that you're "superior"...?

What's with all this "how big of a dick sucking weeaboo faggot am I"! It's one of those things where if you need to ask the question then the answer should already be known. It's like asking a group of people how gay you are. If you're gay then you're gay and you probably know the answer either way. So can we just fucking stop this? If we want to talk about jap stuff then let's have an actual discussion about it instead of having dick measuring contests over it or trying to point out the weeaboo faggot in the thread. That shit is getting old.

>>573581

your mom is getting old

OP, I feel you. Not because that's how women are, but becuase you've described a certain ideal that women look up to lately.

It's not so much a question of the reality of the situation being that bad, it's the frustration of seeing otherwise sane people praise and enjoy character traits that, if everyone really lived that way, would be very bad for society. And of course seeing some of the more sincere and empassioned girls doing their best to try to live the life they see on tv without realizing the problems that will come with that lifestyle.

>>573604 is smart. So is>>573405

>>573608
That was worse than expected. Either they're all trolling or they're the epitome of loserness.

>>573605
WE are not overpopulated you pants shitting retard. Undeveloped savage shitholes are. Western populations are in decline. Look at Japan for instance. They are already beginning to see the effects of serious labor shortages. European countries are letting in all sorts of immigrants to provide their shit work, and it's changing their cultural composition, for the worse, unless you're a leftist faggot cultural relativist, in which case get fucked.
This is also causing problems here. There aren't enough younger workers to provide for all the goddamn baby boomers, so we end up getting our futures FUCKED because they were irresponsible cunts.

>>573470

Your fun was annoying and unfunny.

And if there are other mods that are banning on /b/, I'm not seeing a whole lot of it.

(USER WAS BANNED)

I don't care if he's a true mod or not, Tekkamod carries more clout around here than anyone else that has a name.

The fact that he stays out of IRC is a bonus.

>>573624 I am real... Very real indeed.

Drugs only inhibit me. I find that I write my at my best when I am extremely stressed. I mean the "3 exams tomorrow, 3 problems in my thermo class due, money not in yet, and I have no clean clothes or food nor do I have the money to obtain these things" kind of stressed. When the world seems to be squeezing the shit out of you, try writing then. If not, do more things that will make you stressed. Relaxed writers, in my opinion, are very dull and there writing is dull and is almost always half-assed. Of course, I only know about books. I don't often listen to the kind of music where people speak through their lyrics so that is a variable.

  Listen to the great Charles Bukowski.

"You don't try. That's very important: not to try, either for Cadillacs, creation or immortality. You wait, and if nothing happens, you wait some more. It's like a bug high on the wall. You wait for it to come to you. When it gets close enough you reach out, slap out and kill it. Or if you like its looks you make a pet out of it."

i just started reading fear and loathing: on the campaign trail '72. in the introduction to the book, hunter says for the final push to the deadline he had on hand (among other things) three tape recorders, "...in case the situation got so desparate i might finally have to resort to verbal composition". which it (inevitably?) did: "...i developed an insoluble Writer's Block and began dictating big chunks of the book straight into the microphone."

I've been meaning to find a cheap, low-profile, no-frills, sturdy pocketknife for everyday cutting purposes that I'm not liable to injure myself with. I have a small sharp whittling knife somewhere (relic of a whittling class I took years ago), but I haven't really whittled since. I've also got a few rusty, old family-heirloom type pocket knives floating around somewhere; but I'd hesitate to use them for that reason.

What I do carry is a virtually indestructible German-made molybdenum-steel fruit knife (sheepsfoot blade). We used to leave it out in the garden to harvest produce with (stuck in the ground, no less). It's been in the outer pocket of my backpack for several months. It's dull enough that I've never cut myself (and it has not cut through the fabric either); but it has been handy for cutting up food on the fly, prying, opening, scraping, etc.

So, any suggestions? I'm prone to losing things, so cheap-and-easy-to-replace would be preferable.

I use a Kershaw Leek assisted-open. It's used mostly for opening boxes, letters, prying things, as a makeshift screwdriver for my glasses, scraping, and occasionally helping guide my car-key into the door lock. Sometimes I'll also use it to trim my finger and toenails. It's solid, sleek so it's easy to get in and out of my pockets without getting caught on anything, sharp, and I can open it very easily, faster than a typical folding knife by far. I suppose I could defend myself with it if I needed to, but that's really not why I carry it.
I have a K-Bar knife I use for whittling when I go camping or feel outdoorsy. The reason for this is it holds an edge longer when cutting wood, and I've never had to sharpen it.

>>573601

That's a nice no bullshit "I know what the fuck works" reply you've got there. You're going to make a great Grandpa some day.